Aristoff Millennium Reserve Robusto
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Marketing. The marketing geniuses have virused into cigars. We know, tell you something you don't know. Anyway, here is an "Extremely Limited", "highest quality" cigar, created in limited quantities to celebrate the new millennium. If this is what we're going to celebrate with, let's hope time goes rrrrreeeeeaaaallllllll slow between now and 1/1/2000! Only 2000 boxes made huh, get it 2000, I got a hunch they'll be some left after the millennium. Okay, the cigar looks great, the wrapper is dark, but then again so is the inside of a tailpipe. Oh the packaging, you get two, not one, but two stickers telling you about the cigar. One tells you it numbered (ours were box 433 out of 2000), the other describes the taste. Maybe they slipped the wrong cigar in our tubes? They taste dry, they have an aftertaste that will send you running for mouthwash. The ash was nice, the construction was okay. Nobody wanted another. The only reason this didn't get a lower grade was because it reminded one reviewer of Fran Dreschar (of "The Nanny" fame). Looked great, but once you heard/smoked her/it you couldn't stand it anymore. Hey,. he said it not me. Vital Statistics: Shape = Robusto Length = 5 1/2" RG = 48 Wrapper = Brazil Filler = Dominican Republic, Brazil Binder = Dominican Republic Estimated Cost = $6.50
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